If you know me, then you know that my staple outfit is usually something from the thrift store. My "dress up" clothes usually entails me wearing my favourite thrift store outfit. You know those shorts you see in Salvation army that look like they came straight from the 80's and look like they are made from a picnic blanket?
If you imagined something like the picture below...
... then those would be my favourite pair of shorts I got for $3.50. And no, my torso isn't really short, it's just the shorts come all the way to my ribcage.